Ryan: Oh, I'll show you, sister!
Ellen: No, don't take your shoes off! Nooo.... *whines* Oh my God, you have a pedicure! *laughs hysterically* Your toes look better than mine and I'm a girl!
Ryan: Well, I should have been one!
Ellen: And he has *laughs* skinny ankles and no hair on his toes!
Ellen: *entire studio laughing hysterically, including Ryan*
Ellen: And I never realized how short you are without shoes on!
Ryan: *abruptly stops laughing* What!?
Ellen: If we didn't have the rest of the body, we'd think that foot belonged to Lindsay Lohan!
*more hysterical laughter*
Ryan: I LOATHE YOU ALL RIGHT NOW!